Monday, April 26, 2010

CAROL BURNETT IS 77 TODAY


The San Antonio, Texas born funny lady gets a big old cake today!

Sunday, April 25, 2010

SOME OF Y'ALL DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HERE BLOG GOT IT'S NAME!


Watch closely and you'll get it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmdeEAMiWKQ

SUNDAY'S MESS-AGE

A SONG FOR SANDY!


We're sure somebody beat us to this, but WTF. Sandra, we know you're a fan of this blog, so listen up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2T7wKdQsTo

Friday, April 23, 2010

THIS IS HOW DADDY USED TO ROLL!


In New York in 1988, this was the Friday night get ready to get your freak on soundtrack. We'd usually start humming it at the office about 5 PM. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx-i8PJFaIc

TOP SELLING BOOKS IN TEXAS


1. Reedin, Wryten and Rickmytrick - A Republican Plan for Education
2. Did the Jews Really Kill Christ?
3. Ford F150 Owner's Manual
4. Governor Rick Perry's Haircare for Men
5. Texas edition of the Bible (portions of Leviticus removed - all references to adultery, shrimp eating, red dress wearing eliminated, many more homosexual references added)
And, of special interest to the San Antonio market:
1. Tear That Old Bitch Down! A Guide to Historic Preservation, with fore ward by Red McCombs
2. A Bad Attitude and a Microwave - A Guide to Opening a Restaurant
3. The Idiot's Guide to Running A Police Force
4. Why I Never Sweat! The Alamo Heights Beauty and Health Book
5. For Tejano, Press 3 - The Rise of Texas' third language

Thursday, April 22, 2010

HERO OF THE WEEK


Nope, Annie Lennox is not HIV poz. She's wearing this shirt to promote HIV awareness of the growing numbers of affected women and children. Here's her website: http://www.annielennoxsing.com/

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PRINCE OF PUKE!


Film director John Waters turns 63 today. Here is in 1970 with his late "leading lady" Divine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hklr1Pv2noo

HAPPY EARTH DAY

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

SOMEBODY HAS FLEAS, ALL APOLOGIES


We couldn't resist the cool pic of the late Kurt Cobain with his puddy cat.

A DAY LATE, A DIME BAG SHORT


Yesterday was 4/20 and we forgot ( gosh, wonder why....) to run this old pic of California Governor indulging. Did he inhale? Who knows.

IGGY POP IS 63 TODAY


And we have to love a dude his age who runs around with long hair and refuses to wear a shirt!
Gives us hope for the future, for reals!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL - JUST SHOW US YOUR ABS!

MY DADDY SAID SON YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE ME TO DRINKIN' IF YOU DON'T STOP DRIVING THAT DESIGNER LINCOLN!


Did you know that in the late seventies Lincoln had Givenchy, Bill Blass, Cartier and Pucci design trim for their cars? This is a 1977 Givenchy shown above. While this concept worked rather well sales wise, American Motors tried the same thing with Givenchy and their ill fated Matador model, a car that consisently winds up on the "worst cars of all time" list - even with it's designer touches. We're hoping this trend will return. Lord, put us on the list for a Vivienne Westwood Mustang!

HAPPY 420 Y'ALL!

Monday, April 19, 2010

SENATOR, PLEASE MOVE YOUR HAND


Y'all have probably seen this already, but we thought it would be fun to dig up Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown's old Cosmo magazine centerfold. Coming next week, a link to the barnyard sex video featuring Rush Limbaugh!

SYLVESTER'S BIG NIGHT OUT


I had to rescue my pussy cat from the drunk tank early this morning. Seems like after a long hard night of kitty porn and ale swilling, Sly ran into some trouble AND wound up on D-Listed, right up there with Lindsay Lohan! Does Betty Ford have an animal unit?

Friday, April 16, 2010

WE LOVE ROCK N' ROLL!


What's not to like about rock and roll? In honor of the new film The Runaways, which depicts the love affair between Joan Jett and fellow band member Cheryl Currie, here's something to rock you twelve ways to Sunday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3T_xeoGES8

A WEEKEND SUGGESTION FROM MESS

Thursday, April 15, 2010

TAX DAY!


We need to get to our meeting with the tax accountants. Be back later!