Monday, April 26, 2010
Sunday, April 25, 2010
A SONG FOR SANDY!
We're sure somebody beat us to this, but WTF. Sandra, we know you're a fan of this blog, so listen up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2T7wKdQsTo
Friday, April 23, 2010
THIS IS HOW DADDY USED TO ROLL!
In New York in 1988, this was the Friday night get ready to get your freak on soundtrack. We'd usually start humming it at the office about 5 PM. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx-i8PJFaIc
TOP SELLING BOOKS IN TEXAS
1. Reedin, Wryten and Rickmytrick - A Republican Plan for Education
2. Did the Jews Really Kill Christ?
3. Ford F150 Owner's Manual
4. Governor Rick Perry's Haircare for Men
5. Texas edition of the Bible (portions of Leviticus removed - all references to adultery, shrimp eating, red dress wearing eliminated, many more homosexual references added)
And, of special interest to the San Antonio market:
1. Tear That Old Bitch Down! A Guide to Historic Preservation, with fore ward by Red McCombs
2. A Bad Attitude and a Microwave - A Guide to Opening a Restaurant
3. The Idiot's Guide to Running A Police Force
4. Why I Never Sweat! The Alamo Heights Beauty and Health Book
5. For Tejano, Press 3 - The Rise of Texas' third language
Thursday, April 22, 2010
HERO OF THE WEEK
Nope, Annie Lennox is not HIV poz. She's wearing this shirt to promote HIV awareness of the growing numbers of affected women and children. Here's her website: http://www.annielennoxsing.com/
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PRINCE OF PUKE!
Film director John Waters turns 63 today. Here is in 1970 with his late "leading lady" Divine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hklr1Pv2noo
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
A DAY LATE, A DIME BAG SHORT
IGGY POP IS 63 TODAY
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
MY DADDY SAID SON YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE ME TO DRINKIN' IF YOU DON'T STOP DRIVING THAT DESIGNER LINCOLN!
Did you know that in the late seventies Lincoln had Givenchy, Bill Blass, Cartier and Pucci design trim for their cars? This is a 1977 Givenchy shown above. While this concept worked rather well sales wise, American Motors tried the same thing with Givenchy and their ill fated Matador model, a car that consisently winds up on the "worst cars of all time" list - even with it's designer touches. We're hoping this trend will return. Lord, put us on the list for a Vivienne Westwood Mustang!
Monday, April 19, 2010
SENATOR, PLEASE MOVE YOUR HAND
SYLVESTER'S BIG NIGHT OUT
Friday, April 16, 2010
WE LOVE ROCK N' ROLL!
What's not to like about rock and roll? In honor of the new film The Runaways, which depicts the love affair between Joan Jett and fellow band member Cheryl Currie, here's something to rock you twelve ways to Sunday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3T_xeoGES8
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
CRAIGS LIST AD OF THE WEEK
"i have a thing for men in range rovers.. i live in alamo heights so i daily see my dream man weather he pumps gas..at heb.. or taking his kis to base ball wow.. such a turn on.. dont get the wrong idea of me i live well i just have this fantasy dont we all have fantasy?? well hope to hear from one.."
ACTUAL AD, and he's 22, so you Strange Rovers out there looking for a young piece, check it out!
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
DON'T MAKE MESS SPANK YOUR ASSES!
We are noticing that very few of you are leaving comments, although our profile view counter seem to indicate a lot of y'all are stopping by. Did you know that comments to a blogger is like applause to an actor and like dollar bills to a stripper? If we are boring you, let us know. If we make you a little tingly, let us know. Please leave comments. You can use all those fabulous drag names if you like!
Monday, April 12, 2010
THIS MORNING I WOKE UP WITH A FEELING
David Cassidy (aka Keith Partridge) turns 60 today. Mess remembers growing up watching the show and thinking, even then, there was something just a little bit nasty about him. Anybody recall that infamous Rolling Stone interview where he kinda "came out" about half way and his people went into damage control?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo-7uOFY43o
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
CHRIS KANYON HAS DIED
Friday, April 9, 2010
YOUR DAILY MINIMUM REQUIREMENT OF EYE CANDY
LET'S TALK DIRTY ABOUT THE ANIMALS
We're a bit late on this but this past Sunday The New York Times magazine section devoted its cover to "gay" animals, focusing largely on a colony of "lesbian" birds that raise offspring together. Leave it to people to suggest something stupid like placing rainbow flags over the nests. Seriously. That's what one idiot asked the researcher to do. We sense the next trend - gay pets. What a wonderful marketing idea, kind of like the entire "gay" thing has become.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
JAKEY IS MAKING US SHAKEY!
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Saturday, April 3, 2010
WANNA GET MESSY WITH JESSE?
This is an actual ad from craigslist san antonio. We're sending Sandra Bullock a copy immediately!
I am selling my cheating husbands ass so he will know what it feels like to have something sliding in and out of him. He is 6'1" blond blue 180 lbs well hung at eight and a half but i will not let him use it since i cought him useing it with the babby sitter lol. Send cock pic's and bid on what you would give to make him your bitch or whore or sissy for the day. Understand that i want as many cocks in him that you can round up. This is a real add as it is a great day in San Antonio. Singed the soon to be sissy's wife come on guys help me out :)
Friday, April 2, 2010
Thursday, April 1, 2010
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