Friday, April 23, 2010

TOP SELLING BOOKS IN TEXAS


1. Reedin, Wryten and Rickmytrick - A Republican Plan for Education
2. Did the Jews Really Kill Christ?
3. Ford F150 Owner's Manual
4. Governor Rick Perry's Haircare for Men
5. Texas edition of the Bible (portions of Leviticus removed - all references to adultery, shrimp eating, red dress wearing eliminated, many more homosexual references added)
And, of special interest to the San Antonio market:
1. Tear That Old Bitch Down! A Guide to Historic Preservation, with fore ward by Red McCombs
2. A Bad Attitude and a Microwave - A Guide to Opening a Restaurant
3. The Idiot's Guide to Running A Police Force
4. Why I Never Sweat! The Alamo Heights Beauty and Health Book
5. For Tejano, Press 3 - The Rise of Texas' third language

2 comments:

  1. 3. Ford F150 Owner's Manual
    Of particular interest to me was Chapter 7, "How to drink a Big Red, eat a Potato and Egg Taco, apply eyeliner and text message while driving your F150 on 1604 during the morning rush." Apparently every woman in SATX has read this.

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  2. Don't forget my favorite - Coping With Texas Allergies - My Life On The D-Congestant List!

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