The San Antonio, Texas born funny lady gets a big old cake today!
Monday, April 26, 2010
Sunday, April 25, 2010
A SONG FOR SANDY!
We're sure somebody beat us to this, but WTF. Sandra, we know you're a fan of this blog, so listen up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2T7wKdQsTo
Friday, April 23, 2010
THIS IS HOW DADDY USED TO ROLL!
In New York in 1988, this was the Friday night get ready to get your freak on soundtrack. We'd usually start humming it at the office about 5 PM. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx-i8PJFaIc
TOP SELLING BOOKS IN TEXAS
1. Reedin, Wryten and Rickmytrick - A Republican Plan for Education
2. Did the Jews Really Kill Christ?
3. Ford F150 Owner's Manual
4. Governor Rick Perry's Haircare for Men
5. Texas edition of the Bible (portions of Leviticus removed - all references to adultery, shrimp eating, red dress wearing eliminated, many more homosexual references added)
And, of special interest to the San Antonio market:
1. Tear That Old Bitch Down! A Guide to Historic Preservation, with fore ward by Red McCombs
2. A Bad Attitude and a Microwave - A Guide to Opening a Restaurant
3. The Idiot's Guide to Running A Police Force
4. Why I Never Sweat! The Alamo Heights Beauty and Health Book
5. For Tejano, Press 3 - The Rise of Texas' third language
Thursday, April 22, 2010
HERO OF THE WEEK
Nope, Annie Lennox is not HIV poz. She's wearing this shirt to promote HIV awareness of the growing numbers of affected women and children. Here's her website: http://www.annielennoxsing.com/
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PRINCE OF PUKE!
Film director John Waters turns 63 today. Here is in 1970 with his late "leading lady" Divine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hklr1Pv2noo
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
SOMEBODY HAS FLEAS, ALL APOLOGIES
We couldn't resist the cool pic of the late Kurt Cobain with his puddy cat.
A DAY LATE, A DIME BAG SHORT
Yesterday was 4/20 and we forgot ( gosh, wonder why....) to run this old pic of California Governor indulging. Did he inhale? Who knows.
IGGY POP IS 63 TODAY
And we have to love a dude his age who runs around with long hair and refuses to wear a shirt!
Gives us hope for the future, for reals!
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
MY DADDY SAID SON YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE ME TO DRINKIN' IF YOU DON'T STOP DRIVING THAT DESIGNER LINCOLN!
Did you know that in the late seventies Lincoln had Givenchy, Bill Blass, Cartier and Pucci design trim for their cars? This is a 1977 Givenchy shown above. While this concept worked rather well sales wise, American Motors tried the same thing with Givenchy and their ill fated Matador model, a car that consisently winds up on the "worst cars of all time" list - even with it's designer touches. We're hoping this trend will return. Lord, put us on the list for a Vivienne Westwood Mustang!
Monday, April 19, 2010
SENATOR, PLEASE MOVE YOUR HAND
Y'all have probably seen this already, but we thought it would be fun to dig up Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown's old Cosmo magazine centerfold. Coming next week, a link to the barnyard sex video featuring Rush Limbaugh!
SYLVESTER'S BIG NIGHT OUT
I had to rescue my pussy cat from the drunk tank early this morning. Seems like after a long hard night of kitty porn and ale swilling, Sly ran into some trouble AND wound up on D-Listed, right up there with Lindsay Lohan! Does Betty Ford have an animal unit?
Friday, April 16, 2010
WE LOVE ROCK N' ROLL!
What's not to like about rock and roll? In honor of the new film The Runaways, which depicts the love affair between Joan Jett and fellow band member Cheryl Currie, here's something to rock you twelve ways to Sunday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3T_xeoGES8
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
CRAIGS LIST AD OF THE WEEK
"i have a thing for men in range rovers.. i live in alamo heights so i daily see my dream man weather he pumps gas..at heb.. or taking his kis to base ball wow.. such a turn on.. dont get the wrong idea of me i live well i just have this fantasy dont we all have fantasy?? well hope to hear from one.."
ACTUAL AD, and he's 22, so you Strange Rovers out there looking for a young piece, check it out!
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
DON'T MAKE MESS SPANK YOUR ASSES!
We are noticing that very few of you are leaving comments, although our profile view counter seem to indicate a lot of y'all are stopping by. Did you know that comments to a blogger is like applause to an actor and like dollar bills to a stripper? If we are boring you, let us know. If we make you a little tingly, let us know. Please leave comments. You can use all those fabulous drag names if you like!
Monday, April 12, 2010
THIS MORNING I WOKE UP WITH A FEELING
David Cassidy (aka Keith Partridge) turns 60 today. Mess remembers growing up watching the show and thinking, even then, there was something just a little bit nasty about him. Anybody recall that infamous Rolling Stone interview where he kinda "came out" about half way and his people went into damage control?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo-7uOFY43o
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
CHRIS KANYON HAS DIED
The WCW wrestler who came out as gay in 2004 committed suicide last week in New York. He was 40 and had been battling bi-polar disorder for many years.
Friday, April 9, 2010
YOUR DAILY MINIMUM REQUIREMENT OF EYE CANDY
Yup, we have a thing for David Taylor. Like poor Sandra Bullock, the tatooed bad boys hit us right in the crotch. Just give us a bullet proof pre-nup and a giant sized bottle of Astroglide and we're good to go! Look how big and long them fingers are....
LET'S TALK DIRTY ABOUT THE ANIMALS
We're a bit late on this but this past Sunday The New York Times magazine section devoted its cover to "gay" animals, focusing largely on a colony of "lesbian" birds that raise offspring together. Leave it to people to suggest something stupid like placing rainbow flags over the nests. Seriously. That's what one idiot asked the researcher to do. We sense the next trend - gay pets. What a wonderful marketing idea, kind of like the entire "gay" thing has become.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
JAKEY IS MAKING US SHAKEY!
Here's a muscled up and wigged out Jake in his new movie, Prince of Persia. He never really rang our bell before, but we love this rough look.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
WE ARE NOT FEELING SO HOT
Sorry we have not been updating the blog but we are not feeling so well and need a little rest.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
WANNA GET MESSY WITH JESSE?
This is an actual ad from craigslist san antonio. We're sending Sandra Bullock a copy immediately!
I am selling my cheating husbands ass so he will know what it feels like to have something sliding in and out of him. He is 6'1" blond blue 180 lbs well hung at eight and a half but i will not let him use it since i cought him useing it with the babby sitter lol. Send cock pic's and bid on what you would give to make him your bitch or whore or sissy for the day. Understand that i want as many cocks in him that you can round up. This is a real add as it is a great day in San Antonio. Singed the soon to be sissy's wife come on guys help me out :)
Friday, April 2, 2010
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
EVER WONDER WHAT TO BRING TO A PARTY?
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THE SCENT OF PURE EVIL!
The other day we stopped by Planet K for some supplies and god only knows how the conversation between us and a couple members of the staff turned to the scent of ass. That's how we got introduced to an amazing and quite horrifying product, LIQUID ASS, shown above.
Good thing blogs don't have smellorama! Let's just say we wouldn't inflict this stuff on even our worst enemies. Somehow, though, knowing it exists provides us with an odd sense of comfort.
Monday, March 29, 2010
A NO SHIT SHERLOCK AWARD WINNER!
NEW YORK, N.Y. -- After years of keeping quiet about his personal life, pop star Ricky Martin has announced that he is gay. "I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man," Ricky said in a message posted on his offical Web site. "I am very blessed to be who I am."
HERE'S A PASSOVER TREAT!
Tonight at sundown, the celebration of the Jewish exodus from slavery in Egypt begins. Uh huh, Jews were slaves, in case y'all didn't know. Our Passover poster piece is the half Jewish Lenny Kravitz, who proves that a little mixing it up often yields tasty results. Shalom!
Sunday, March 28, 2010
A HOT BLAST FROM THE QUEER PAST
Here's two fabulous icons of the eighties, designer Vivienne Westwood and musical genius Malcolm McLaren. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLQRIXZdLhM
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
SOME NEW DOPE ON THE NEW POPE
Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, the future pope and archbishop in Munich at the time, was copied on a memo that informed him that a priest, whom he had approved sending to therapy in 1980 to overcome pedophilia, would be returned to pastoral work within days of beginning psychiatric treatment. The priest was later convicted of molesting boys in another parish. - New York Times 3/25/10
Thursday, March 25, 2010
IF I WAS JESSE JAMES I'D SHIT MY PANTS
More horrifying than the potential lawsuits and dee-vorce court and sexually transmitted dee-zezus is the the scepter of Betty White, who publicly threatened to kick Jesse's ass in support of her BFF Miz Boo-lock. We can't stop loving Betty!
EVERYBODY'S BEAUTIFUL...
Feeling insecure about your looks? Here's something to perk you right up. Crank up the volume and sing along - you'll be so beautiful you won't be able to stand it yourself! Special thanks to George!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwh_yOzJ6AY
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
SOME MORE DAVID TAYLOR
We featured ex-soap opera star turned porn star David Taylor (Right) in a March 16th post, and thought we'd bring him back for an encore to spice up your hump day!
DUDE, WHERE'S MY WAR?
This morning when we stopped by Planet K, our local "smoking accessories" shop, we were shocked and delighted to see three young members of our armed forces, in fatigues, purchasing some "smoking accessories". The cashier told me they really aren't supposed to be in that sort of store in fatigues, but it certainly reinforced my faith in our armed forces!
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
AND FOR THE SPORTS FANS!
Let it not be said that we are not sports fans! Here's the UK's Harlequin rugby team.
http://www.league.quins.co.uk/home.php
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