Tuesday, March 30, 2010

EVER WONDER WHAT TO BRING TO A PARTY?

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THE SCENT OF PURE EVIL!


The other day we stopped by Planet K for some supplies and god only knows how the conversation between us and a couple members of the staff turned to the scent of ass. That's how we got introduced to an amazing and quite horrifying product, LIQUID ASS, shown above.
Good thing blogs don't have smellorama! Let's just say we wouldn't inflict this stuff on even our worst enemies. Somehow, though, knowing it exists provides us with an odd sense of comfort.

Monday, March 29, 2010

A NO SHIT SHERLOCK AWARD WINNER!


NEW YORK, N.Y. -- After years of keeping quiet about his personal life, pop star Ricky Martin has announced that he is gay. "I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man," Ricky said in a message posted on his offical Web site. "I am very blessed to be who I am."

HERE'S A PASSOVER TREAT!


Tonight at sundown, the celebration of the Jewish exodus from slavery in Egypt begins. Uh huh, Jews were slaves, in case y'all didn't know. Our Passover poster piece is the half Jewish Lenny Kravitz, who proves that a little mixing it up often yields tasty results. Shalom!

Sunday, March 28, 2010

A HOT BLAST FROM THE QUEER PAST


Here's two fabulous icons of the eighties, designer Vivienne Westwood and musical genius Malcolm McLaren. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLQRIXZdLhM

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Friday, March 26, 2010

SOME NEW DOPE ON THE NEW POPE


Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, the future pope and archbishop in Munich at the time, was copied on a memo that informed him that a priest, whom he had approved sending to therapy in 1980 to overcome pedophilia, would be returned to pastoral work within days of beginning psychiatric treatment. The priest was later convicted of molesting boys in another parish. - New York Times 3/25/10

A WEEKEND SUGGESTION FROM MESS: WEENIES AND PLENTY OF MUSTARD!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

IF I WAS JESSE JAMES I'D SHIT MY PANTS


More horrifying than the potential lawsuits and dee-vorce court and sexually transmitted dee-zezus is the the scepter of Betty White, who publicly threatened to kick Jesse's ass in support of her BFF Miz Boo-lock. We can't stop loving Betty!

EVERYBODY'S BEAUTIFUL...


Feeling insecure about your looks? Here's something to perk you right up. Crank up the volume and sing along - you'll be so beautiful you won't be able to stand it yourself! Special thanks to George!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwh_yOzJ6AY

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

SOME MORE DAVID TAYLOR


We featured ex-soap opera star turned porn star David Taylor (Right) in a March 16th post, and thought we'd bring him back for an encore to spice up your hump day!

DUDE, WHERE'S MY WAR?


This morning when we stopped by Planet K, our local "smoking accessories" shop, we were shocked and delighted to see three young members of our armed forces, in fatigues, purchasing some "smoking accessories". The cashier told me they really aren't supposed to be in that sort of store in fatigues, but it certainly reinforced my faith in our armed forces!

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

AND FOR THE SPORTS FANS!


Let it not be said that we are not sports fans! Here's the UK's Harlequin rugby team.
http://www.league.quins.co.uk/home.php

MUST HAVE TEE FOR THE MATURE GENT

Friday, March 19, 2010

HERE'S SOME WEEKEND FUN!


Forget "milk shakes"! Girlfriend's got FLOATS!

WOULD YOU DATE A DUDE WITH A PAST?


We had never heard of this German hottie (but we're not such big sports fans) until we read about him on one of our favorite blogs. Let's see if any of you know what the deal is!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

ANOTHER HOT BLOG


Thanks to our buddy Solo in Hollywood for turning us on to this one.
http://shirtlessmusicians.blogspot.com

A WORD FROM ONE OF OUR SPONSORS

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

A WHOLE LOT OF PATRICKS GOING ON!



In honor of St. Patrick's Day, here's a shitload of Patricks. Can you name them all? The one we had no luck finding a photo of was Patrick the imaginary dog from Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. And there was one that we were advised by our therapist not to print.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

SOME FRESH EYE CANDY


Not being a huge fan of gay porn, trendy fashion or soap operas, I came upon (I wish!) this dude named David Taylor, a former General Hospital player and A&F model and current porn actor.
I thought some of you readers might enjoy this. The 29 year old bisexual is 6'3" and weighs in at 215 pounds. Oh, and he's a Leo, because I know that will really matter to y'all.

AN ENDURING QUOTE


Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

Monday, March 15, 2010

Sunday, March 14, 2010

HERE'S A REASON TO LIVE!


Diana Ross, shown here under arrest, is returning to the stage this summer for a national tour.
Many of you of a certain age will recall that one of the most grueling requirements to graduate homosexual school was to worship the ground this pseudo soul sistah walks on.So if you're an old school queen with little or no taste and not one original thought in your head, if you're still crying into your mimosas over Princess Diana's tragic passing or spending useless hours in front of the mirror rearranging those last few follicles, perk the hell up, Mary.
Soon you'll be swept away and love will show you just who is the boss!

SUNDAY'S MESS-AGE

Saturday, March 13, 2010

A HOT BLAST FROM THE PAST


Steve Reeves, star of Hercules.

Friday, March 12, 2010

A COUPLE OF JUNKYARD DAWGS!


Today was a really beautiful day, perfect weather. So me and my road dog KK went stomping around one of the biggest junkyards in Texas and had a blast. He found some parts for one of his vehicles (and snapped this pic of an Imperial, remember those? Think Milburn Drysdale in Beverly Hillbillies. He always drove one. And there was one in Mad, Mad World.) and I was just awestruck by the sheer amount and variety of dead cars and trucks. Got a good sunburn, too. My neck sure feels a bit redder!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

IT'S ALMOST COOK OUT WEATHER!

THOSE AMAZING LEZZIE LIZARDS!


How all-female species avoid the shrinkage of their gene pool is among the animal kingdom’s great mysteries. Now biologists think they’ve discovered the trick. According to a study published Sunday in Nature, egg-producing cells in a Aspidoscelis tellesata, a ladies-only species of whiptail lizard, contain double the standard genetic complement. They pick the healthiest set of chromosomes, preventing the loss of vital variation.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010