DO YOU SEE MY PUSSY NOW?

CAROL BURNETT IS 77 TODAY

2010-04-26T12:26:00.000-07:00

The San Antonio, Texas born funny lady gets a big old cake today!

SOME OF Y'ALL DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HERE BLOG GOT IT'S NAME!

2010-04-25T10:13:00.000-07:00

Watch closely and you'll get it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmdeEAMiWKQ

SUNDAY'S MESS-AGE

2010-04-25T10:02:00.000-07:00

A SONG FOR SANDY!

2010-04-25T09:56:00.001-07:00

We're sure somebody beat us to this, but WTF. Sandra, we know you're a fan of this blog, so listen up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2T7wKdQsTo

THIS IS HOW DADDY USED TO ROLL!

2010-04-23T05:41:00.001-07:00

In New York in 1988, this was the Friday night get ready to get your freak on soundtrack. We'd usually start humming it at the office about 5 PM. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx-i8PJFaIc

TOP SELLING BOOKS IN TEXAS

2010-04-23T05:14:00.000-07:00

1. Reedin, Wryten and Rickmytrick - A Republican Plan for Education
2. Did the Jews Really Kill Christ?
3. Ford F150 Owner's Manual
4. Governor Rick Perry's Haircare for Men
5. Texas edition of the Bible (portions of Leviticus removed - all references to adultery, shrimp eating, red dress wearing eliminated, many more homosexual references added)
And, of special interest to the San Antonio market:
1. Tear That Old Bitch Down! A Guide to Historic Preservation, with fore ward by Red McCombs
2. A Bad Attitude and a Microwave - A Guide to Opening a Restaurant
3. The Idiot's Guide to Running A Police Force
4. Why I Never Sweat! The Alamo Heights Beauty and Health Book
5. For Tejano, Press 3 - The Rise of Texas' third language

HERO OF THE WEEK

2010-04-22T11:00:00.000-07:00

Nope, Annie Lennox is not HIV poz. She's wearing this shirt to promote HIV awareness of the growing numbers of affected women and children. Here's her website: http://www.annielennoxsing.com/

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PRINCE OF PUKE!

2010-04-22T10:40:00.000-07:00

Film director John Waters turns 63 today. Here is in 1970 with his late "leading lady" Divine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hklr1Pv2noo

HAPPY EARTH DAY

2010-04-22T10:29:00.000-07:00

SOMEBODY HAS FLEAS, ALL APOLOGIES

2010-04-21T06:31:00.000-07:00

We couldn't resist the cool pic of the late Kurt Cobain with his puddy cat.

A DAY LATE, A DIME BAG SHORT

2010-04-21T06:29:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was 4/20 and we forgot ( gosh, wonder why....) to run this old pic of California Governor indulging. Did he inhale? Who knows.

IGGY POP IS 63 TODAY

2010-04-21T06:25:00.000-07:00

And we have to love a dude his age who runs around with long hair and refuses to wear a shirt!
Gives us hope for the future, for reals!

DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL - JUST SHOW US YOUR ABS!

2010-04-20T11:48:00.001-07:00

MY DADDY SAID SON YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE ME TO DRINKIN' IF YOU DON'T STOP DRIVING THAT DESIGNER LINCOLN!

2010-04-20T11:38:00.000-07:00

Did you know that in the late seventies Lincoln had Givenchy, Bill Blass, Cartier and Pucci design trim for their cars? This is a 1977 Givenchy shown above. While this concept worked rather well sales wise, American Motors tried the same thing with Givenchy and their ill fated Matador model, a car that consisently winds up on the "worst cars of all time" list - even with it's designer touches. We're hoping this trend will return. Lord, put us on the list for a Vivienne Westwood Mustang!

HAPPY 420 Y'ALL!

2010-04-20T11:35:00.000-07:00

SENATOR, PLEASE MOVE YOUR HAND

2010-04-19T12:55:00.000-07:00

Y'all have probably seen this already, but we thought it would be fun to dig up Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown's old Cosmo magazine centerfold. Coming next week, a link to the barnyard sex video featuring Rush Limbaugh!

SYLVESTER'S BIG NIGHT OUT

2010-04-19T12:50:00.000-07:00

I had to rescue my pussy cat from the drunk tank early this morning. Seems like after a long hard night of kitty porn and ale swilling, Sly ran into some trouble AND wound up on D-Listed, right up there with Lindsay Lohan! Does Betty Ford have an animal unit?

WE LOVE ROCK N' ROLL!

2010-04-16T10:02:00.000-07:00

What's not to like about rock and roll? In honor of the new film The Runaways, which depicts the love affair between Joan Jett and fellow band member Cheryl Currie, here's something to rock you twelve ways to Sunday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3T_xeoGES8

A WEEKEND SUGGESTION FROM MESS

2010-04-16T08:25:00.000-07:00

TAX DAY!

2010-04-15T10:09:00.001-07:00

We need to get to our meeting with the tax accountants. Be back later!

CRAIGS LIST AD OF THE WEEK

2010-04-14T12:25:00.000-07:00

"i have a thing for men in range rovers.. i live in alamo heights so i daily see my dream man weather he pumps gas..at heb.. or taking his kis to base ball wow.. such a turn on.. dont get the wrong idea of me i live well i just have this fantasy dont we all have fantasy?? well hope to hear from one.."
ACTUAL AD, and he's 22, so you Strange Rovers out there looking for a young piece, check it out!

DON'T MAKE MESS SPANK YOUR ASSES!

2010-04-13T00:05:00.000-07:00

We are noticing that very few of you are leaving comments, although our profile view counter seem to indicate a lot of y'all are stopping by. Did you know that comments to a blogger is like applause to an actor and like dollar bills to a stripper? If we are boring you, let us know. If we make you a little tingly, let us know. Please leave comments. You can use all those fabulous drag names if you like!

THIS MORNING I WOKE UP WITH A FEELING

2010-04-12T10:33:00.000-07:00

David Cassidy (aka Keith Partridge) turns 60 today. Mess remembers growing up watching the show and thinking, even then, there was something just a little bit nasty about him. Anybody recall that infamous Rolling Stone interview where he kinda "came out" about half way and his people went into damage control?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo-7uOFY43o

A BLAST FROM THE QUEER PAST

2010-04-12T10:03:00.001-07:00

Fire Island, 1950's.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3lmgt_village-people-intro-fire-island-li_music

CHRIS KANYON HAS DIED

2010-04-10T10:17:00.000-07:00

The WCW wrestler who came out as gay in 2004 committed suicide last week in New York. He was 40 and had been battling bi-polar disorder for many years.

YOUR DAILY MINIMUM REQUIREMENT OF EYE CANDY

2010-04-09T06:31:00.000-07:00

Yup, we have a thing for David Taylor. Like poor Sandra Bullock, the tatooed bad boys hit us right in the crotch. Just give us a bullet proof pre-nup and a giant sized bottle of Astroglide and we're good to go! Look how big and long them fingers are....

LET'S TALK DIRTY ABOUT THE ANIMALS

2010-04-09T06:24:00.000-07:00

We're a bit late on this but this past Sunday The New York Times magazine section devoted its cover to "gay" animals, focusing largely on a colony of "lesbian" birds that raise offspring together. Leave it to people to suggest something stupid like placing rainbow flags over the nests. Seriously. That's what one idiot asked the researcher to do. We sense the next trend - gay pets. What a wonderful marketing idea, kind of like the entire "gay" thing has become.

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL PO PO

2010-04-08T07:53:00.000-07:00

Lord knows they don't always have it easy!

JAKEY IS MAKING US SHAKEY!

2010-04-07T06:42:00.001-07:00

Here's a muscled up and wigged out Jake in his new movie, Prince of Persia. He never really rang our bell before, but we love this rough look.

WE ARE NOT FEELING SO HOT

2010-04-06T11:47:00.000-07:00

Sorry we have not been updating the blog but we are not feeling so well and need a little rest.

HAPPY EASTER TO ALL

2010-04-03T22:27:00.000-07:00

WANNA GET MESSY WITH JESSE?

2010-04-03T13:57:00.000-07:00

This is an actual ad from craigslist san antonio. We're sending Sandra Bullock a copy immediately!
I am selling my cheating husbands ass so he will know what it feels like to have something sliding in and out of him. He is 6'1" blond blue 180 lbs well hung at eight and a half but i will not let him use it since i cought him useing it with the babby sitter lol. Send cock pic's and bid on what you would give to make him your bitch or whore or sissy for the day. Understand that i want as many cocks in him that you can round up. This is a real add as it is a great day in San Antonio. Singed the soon to be sissy's wife come on guys help me out :)

WHO WILL BE AMERICA'S NEXT TOP JESUS?

2010-04-02T10:12:00.000-07:00

Watch for the new Bravo series coming soon!

RANDY ORTON TURNS THIRTY TODAY

2010-04-01T08:09:00.000-07:00

The 6'4, 245 pound wrassler was born on this day in 1970.

TODAYS GUEST EDITORIAL

2010-04-01T06:22:00.000-07:00

EVER WONDER WHAT TO BRING TO A PARTY?

2010-03-30T17:43:00.000-07:00

Mess's dear friend and undisputed leader of the Dallas sex circus, has opened (oh lord) an adult novelty store online. So save yourself the mortifying trips to the sex shop where the clerks know all about what you be putting all up in your stuff! We want the giant penis for those pool parties! Wreck my damn party, oh enormous peen!
http://www.candsadultvarieties.com/Home.asp

THE SCENT OF PURE EVIL!

2010-03-30T15:38:00.000-07:00

The other day we stopped by Planet K for some supplies and god only knows how the conversation between us and a couple members of the staff turned to the scent of ass. That's how we got introduced to an amazing and quite horrifying product, LIQUID ASS, shown above.
Good thing blogs don't have smellorama! Let's just say we wouldn't inflict this stuff on even our worst enemies. Somehow, though, knowing it exists provides us with an odd sense of comfort.

A NO SHIT SHERLOCK AWARD WINNER!

2010-03-29T15:42:00.000-07:00

NEW YORK, N.Y. -- After years of keeping quiet about his personal life, pop star Ricky Martin has announced that he is gay. "I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man," Ricky said in a message posted on his offical Web site. "I am very blessed to be who I am."

HERE'S A PASSOVER TREAT!

2010-03-29T13:45:00.000-07:00

Tonight at sundown, the celebration of the Jewish exodus from slavery in Egypt begins. Uh huh, Jews were slaves, in case y'all didn't know. Our Passover poster piece is the half Jewish Lenny Kravitz, who proves that a little mixing it up often yields tasty results. Shalom!

A HOT BLAST FROM THE QUEER PAST

2010-03-28T08:58:00.000-07:00

Here's two fabulous icons of the eighties, designer Vivienne Westwood and musical genius Malcolm McLaren. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLQRIXZdLhM

A WORD FROM ONE OF OUR SPONSORS

2010-03-27T08:24:00.001-07:00

SOME NEW DOPE ON THE NEW POPE

2010-03-26T07:01:00.001-07:00

Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, the future pope and archbishop in Munich at the time, was copied on a memo that informed him that a priest, whom he had approved sending to therapy in 1980 to overcome pedophilia, would be returned to pastoral work within days of beginning psychiatric treatment. The priest was later convicted of molesting boys in another parish. - New York Times 3/25/10

A WEEKEND SUGGESTION FROM MESS: WEENIES AND PLENTY OF MUSTARD!

2010-03-26T06:31:00.000-07:00

IF I WAS JESSE JAMES I'D SHIT MY PANTS

2010-03-25T12:08:00.000-07:00

More horrifying than the potential lawsuits and dee-vorce court and sexually transmitted dee-zezus is the the scepter of Betty White, who publicly threatened to kick Jesse's ass in support of her BFF Miz Boo-lock. We can't stop loving Betty!

EVERYBODY'S BEAUTIFUL...

2010-03-25T09:11:00.000-07:00

Feeling insecure about your looks? Here's something to perk you right up. Crank up the volume and sing along - you'll be so beautiful you won't be able to stand it yourself! Special thanks to George!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwh_yOzJ6AY

SOME MORE DAVID TAYLOR

2010-03-24T09:12:00.001-07:00

We featured ex-soap opera star turned porn star David Taylor (Right) in a March 16th post, and thought we'd bring him back for an encore to spice up your hump day!

DUDE, WHERE'S MY WAR?

2010-03-24T09:06:00.000-07:00

This morning when we stopped by Planet K, our local "smoking accessories" shop, we were shocked and delighted to see three young members of our armed forces, in fatigues, purchasing some "smoking accessories". The cashier told me they really aren't supposed to be in that sort of store in fatigues, but it certainly reinforced my faith in our armed forces!

AND FOR THE SPORTS FANS!

2010-03-23T13:27:00.000-07:00

Let it not be said that we are not sports fans! Here's the UK's Harlequin rugby team.
http://www.league.quins.co.uk/home.php

MUST HAVE TEE FOR THE MATURE GENT

2010-03-23T13:26:00.000-07:00

HAVING TROUBLE GETTING STARTED ON A MONDAY?

2010-03-22T09:58:00.000-07:00

Maybe this will help.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/45132456.html

HERE'S SOME WEEKEND FUN!

2010-03-19T15:19:00.001-07:00

Forget "milk shakes"! Girlfriend's got FLOATS!

WOULD YOU DATE A DUDE WITH A PAST?

2010-03-19T15:16:00.000-07:00

We had never heard of this German hottie (but we're not such big sports fans) until we read about him on one of our favorite blogs. Let's see if any of you know what the deal is!

ANOTHER HOT BLOG

2010-03-18T08:05:00.000-07:00

Thanks to our buddy Solo in Hollywood for turning us on to this one.
http://shirtlessmusicians.blogspot.com

A WORD FROM ONE OF OUR SPONSORS

2010-03-18T07:51:00.001-07:00

A WHOLE LOT OF PATRICKS GOING ON!

2010-03-17T08:29:00.001-07:00

In honor of St. Patrick's Day, here's a shitload of Patricks. Can you name them all? The one we had no luck finding a photo of was Patrick the imaginary dog from Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. And there was one that we were advised by our therapist not to print.

SOME FRESH EYE CANDY

2010-03-16T06:55:00.000-07:00

Not being a huge fan of gay porn, trendy fashion or soap operas, I came upon (I wish!) this dude named David Taylor, a former General Hospital player and A&F model and current porn actor.
I thought some of you readers might enjoy this. The 29 year old bisexual is 6'3" and weighs in at 215 pounds. Oh, and he's a Leo, because I know that will really matter to y'all.

AN ENDURING QUOTE

2010-03-16T06:21:00.001-07:00

Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

FABIO TURNS 50 TODAY

2010-03-15T00:05:00.000-07:00

HERE'S A REASON TO LIVE!

2010-03-14T07:37:00.000-07:00

Diana Ross, shown here under arrest, is returning to the stage this summer for a national tour.
Many of you of a certain age will recall that one of the most grueling requirements to graduate homosexual school was to worship the ground this pseudo soul sistah walks on.So if you're an old school queen with little or no taste and not one original thought in your head, if you're still crying into your mimosas over Princess Diana's tragic passing or spending useless hours in front of the mirror rearranging those last few follicles, perk the hell up, Mary.
Soon you'll be swept away and love will show you just who is the boss!

SUNDAY'S MESS-AGE

2010-03-14T07:13:00.000-07:00

A HOT BLAST FROM THE PAST

2010-03-13T18:25:00.000-08:00

Steve Reeves, star of Hercules.

A COUPLE OF JUNKYARD DAWGS!

2010-03-12T12:09:00.000-08:00

Today was a really beautiful day, perfect weather. So me and my road dog KK went stomping around one of the biggest junkyards in Texas and had a blast. He found some parts for one of his vehicles (and snapped this pic of an Imperial, remember those? Think Milburn Drysdale in Beverly Hillbillies. He always drove one. And there was one in Mad, Mad World.) and I was just awestruck by the sheer amount and variety of dead cars and trucks. Got a good sunburn, too. My neck sure feels a bit redder!

IT'S ALMOST COOK OUT WEATHER!

2010-03-11T12:21:00.000-08:00

THOSE AMAZING LEZZIE LIZARDS!

2010-03-11T12:11:00.001-08:00

How all-female species avoid the shrinkage of their gene pool is among the animal kingdom’s great mysteries. Now biologists think they’ve discovered the trick. According to a study published Sunday in Nature, egg-producing cells in a Aspidoscelis tellesata, a ladies-only species of whiptail lizard, contain double the standard genetic complement. They pick the healthiest set of chromosomes, preventing the loss of vital variation.

A WORD FROM ONE OF OUR SPONSORS

2010-03-10T12:50:00.000-08:00

MY FURRY VALENTINE

2010-02-14T09:01:00.000-08:00

This is Sylvester, who has been keeping my bed warm since August. True love at last!

"GAYS ARE THE NEW NIGGERS"

2010-02-13T11:37:00.000-08:00

Today, blacks are no longer the litmus paper or the barometer of social change. Blacks are in every segment of society and there are laws that help to protect them from racial discrimination. The new "niggers" are gays. . . . It is in this sense that gay people are the new barometer for social change. . . . The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind: gay people. - Bayard Rustin, Black activist who worked with MLK
Written in 1968, one year before The Stonewall Riots.

REMEMBERING RANDY

2010-02-13T11:24:00.000-08:00

We're a day late, but yesterday marked the second anniversary of the death of Randy Stone, shown here with best friend Jodie Foster. Stone was a producer of "Trevor", the Oscar winning short film about a young gay man contemplating suicide. The film spawned the Trevor Project, a non-profit suicide counseling center for GLBT youth. Stone was an inspiration to so many, including Foster, whom insiders say credit her recent coming out to him. There's a rumour that he is Foster's baby daddy/donor as well. Stone was 48 years old and had heart disease.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1W46BU-hOw

CRY LIKE A BITCH 'CAUSE YOU ARE ONE

2010-02-12T09:02:00.000-08:00

Another "tearful apology" from an ignorant white boy. After his Playboy interview where he compared his penis to white supremacist David Duke and alluded that he was so damn cool he had a "hood pass" (right, and I got a street in Compton named after me) and generally talked a whole of shit about the women in his life, one of today's most overrated whiny punk ass white boy singers had to make with the tears.....boo, hoo. Plus, he used the "N" word. So expect to see him on The View next week getting strung up by Whoopi. Oh, in case you hadn't heard of him, he WAS John Mayer.

HAPPY LINCOLN'S BIRTHDAY

2010-02-12T08:46:00.000-08:00

MAY I BORROW YOUR CAMERA? I NEED TO MAKE A PHONE CALL

2010-02-12T08:12:00.001-08:00

What could be hotter than sexy dudes with i-phones? Well, a whole lot of stuff. But check out this site, and be forewarned - there will be peen showing! We can't wait for "naked nerds with pre-paid".
http://guyswithiphones.com/

A TRADITIONAL FAMILY MOMENT

2010-02-11T06:57:00.001-08:00

Mark Sanford and family before the adultery, which by the way is right there in Leviticus along with the homo shit. Maybe y'all got up and went for some popcorn when that part was playing.

A WORD FROM ONE OF OUR SPONSORS

2010-02-11T06:54:00.000-08:00

SARAHCUDA TURNS 46 TODAY

2010-02-11T06:16:00.000-08:00

Down boys, this is digitally enchanced. Her experience is a 15 year political career in a town of 7,000 in a state of not even 700,000, her latest child may actually be her daughter's, she is capable of stirring up potentially inflammatory racial divisions, she has a history of corruption, and appears by all counts to be a semi-illiterate white trash bimbo with an outsized ego. She is the masturbatory fantasy of many a cougar hunter and she is the poster bitch for the right wing, anti-intellectual, anti human rights movement that has been rapidly growing . She is an example of how those 15 minutes of fame might morph into an international disaster. Finally, she seemed incapable of even maintaining a working relationship with McCain, who brought her out of bumfuck and thrust her into the national limelight. Is she perfect for the presidency?
YOU BETCHA!

A HOT BLAST FROM THE QUEER PAST

2010-02-10T14:19:00.000-08:00

Rock Hudson.

IS THAT A SUB ZERO IN THE MESS HALL?

2010-02-10T14:15:00.000-08:00

GOSH WE CAN BE SO DAMN SENSITIVE

2010-02-10T14:12:00.000-08:00

Atlanta's rapid transit system is in the news today after it named the route that goes through an Asian section of the city the YELLOW line. Bitches, please! We all know MARTA has stood for Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta for years.

REQUIRED READING

2010-02-09T18:01:00.000-08:00

MUSIC TO SCARE YOUR GAY NEIGHBORS

2010-02-09T17:55:00.000-08:00

Crank up Diamanda Galas covering The Supremes. Those gay guys next door will never, ever be the same...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jjCnKvA4IE

YOU BIG DIRTY NAKED SPUR

2010-02-09T16:47:00.000-08:00

San Antonio Spur's George Hill showed his stuff and the pics were all over the net until the team's head honchos did super fast damage control. T-Mobile would not comment when asked if Hill was going to be doing their endorsements.

DVD PICK OF THE WEEK

2010-02-09T16:24:00.000-08:00

WELCOME Y'ALL

2010-02-09T15:44:00.000-08:00

Sit back, pop open a Lone Star, knock back a valium and prepare to be amused, befuddled, turned on, horrified, educated, and made just plain damn angry as hell.

DO YOU SEE MY PUSSY NOW?

CAROL BURNETT IS 77 TODAY

SOME OF Y'ALL DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HERE BLOG GOT IT'S NAME!

SUNDAY'S MESS-AGE

A SONG FOR SANDY!

THIS IS HOW DADDY USED TO ROLL!

TOP SELLING BOOKS IN TEXAS

HERO OF THE WEEK

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PRINCE OF PUKE!

HAPPY EARTH DAY

SOMEBODY HAS FLEAS, ALL APOLOGIES

A DAY LATE, A DIME BAG SHORT

IGGY POP IS 63 TODAY

DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL - JUST SHOW US YOUR ABS!

MY DADDY SAID SON YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE ME TO DRINKIN' IF YOU DON'T STOP DRIVING THAT DESIGNER LINCOLN!

HAPPY 420 Y'ALL!

SENATOR, PLEASE MOVE YOUR HAND

SYLVESTER'S BIG NIGHT OUT

WE LOVE ROCK N' ROLL!

A WEEKEND SUGGESTION FROM MESS

TAX DAY!

CRAIGS LIST AD OF THE WEEK

DON'T MAKE MESS SPANK YOUR ASSES!

THIS MORNING I WOKE UP WITH A FEELING

A BLAST FROM THE QUEER PAST

RECOMMENDED READING!

CHRIS KANYON HAS DIED

YOUR DAILY MINIMUM REQUIREMENT OF EYE CANDY

LET'S TALK DIRTY ABOUT THE ANIMALS

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL PO PO

JAKEY IS MAKING US SHAKEY!

WE ARE NOT FEELING SO HOT

HAPPY EASTER TO ALL

WANNA GET MESSY WITH JESSE?

WHO WILL BE AMERICA'S NEXT TOP JESUS?

RANDY ORTON TURNS THIRTY TODAY

TODAYS GUEST EDITORIAL

EVER WONDER WHAT TO BRING TO A PARTY?

THE SCENT OF PURE EVIL!

A NO SHIT SHERLOCK AWARD WINNER!

HERE'S A PASSOVER TREAT!

A HOT BLAST FROM THE QUEER PAST

A WORD FROM ONE OF OUR SPONSORS

SOME NEW DOPE ON THE NEW POPE

A WEEKEND SUGGESTION FROM MESS: WEENIES AND PLENTY OF MUSTARD!

IF I WAS JESSE JAMES I'D SHIT MY PANTS

EVERYBODY'S BEAUTIFUL...

SOME MORE DAVID TAYLOR

DUDE, WHERE'S MY WAR?

AND FOR THE SPORTS FANS!

MUST HAVE TEE FOR THE MATURE GENT

HAVING TROUBLE GETTING STARTED ON A MONDAY?

HERE'S SOME WEEKEND FUN!

WOULD YOU DATE A DUDE WITH A PAST?

ANOTHER HOT BLOG

A WORD FROM ONE OF OUR SPONSORS

A WHOLE LOT OF PATRICKS GOING ON!

SOME FRESH EYE CANDY

AN ENDURING QUOTE

FABIO TURNS 50 TODAY

HERE'S A REASON TO LIVE!

SUNDAY'S MESS-AGE

A HOT BLAST FROM THE PAST

A COUPLE OF JUNKYARD DAWGS!

IT'S ALMOST COOK OUT WEATHER!

THOSE AMAZING LEZZIE LIZARDS!

A WORD FROM ONE OF OUR SPONSORS

MY FURRY VALENTINE

"GAYS ARE THE NEW NIGGERS"

REMEMBERING RANDY

CRY LIKE A BITCH 'CAUSE YOU ARE ONE

HAPPY LINCOLN'S BIRTHDAY

MAY I BORROW YOUR CAMERA? I NEED TO MAKE A PHONE CALL

A TRADITIONAL FAMILY MOMENT

A WORD FROM ONE OF OUR SPONSORS

SARAHCUDA TURNS 46 TODAY

A HOT BLAST FROM THE QUEER PAST

IS THAT A SUB ZERO IN THE MESS HALL?

GOSH WE CAN BE SO DAMN SENSITIVE

REQUIRED READING